It’s time to go to Riga

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I really can’t say enough what a great city Riga is.  It’s been touted as an upcoming tourist hot spot in Europe — and it’s easy to see why.

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A view of the market and central train station from the top of the Soviet-era skyscraper

The largest city in the Baltic states, Riga still has a very small city feel. It’s walkable, but also very accessible by tram, train, bus, and mini-bus.  The city is so hip that in many ways it feels less like Eastern Europe and more like a Western/Central European city, like a Berlin or Prague. However, it is much cleaner than both and smells much less like piss. Also, sorry Berlin, but the beers are better. But, before you can have a beer — you must get to the city.

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The city is chocked full of architecture, and one only needs look up to see the different eras

 

Arriving — made simple

One of the best parts of my experience in Riga was the ease of arriving from the airport.  Just grab a bus waiting literally outside the terminal, and head off on your way to the center of the city. On the way you’ll head past the incredible mix of architecture that made Riga worthy of a UNESCO designation. Apart from the old town with its surprisingly intact ancient buildings, there are a number of churches, sprawling parks, towering sleek and modern (but relatively small) sky scrapers, the soaring monuments to a proudly independent Latvia, and of course the dominating stalwarts of Soviet occupation.

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The House of the Blackheads in the heart of the UNESCO heritage old town

Micro-brews and weird country beers

In Riga, there are a number of unique experiences for the hop-lover in you.  I would highly recommend stopping in Alus Haus.  The selection of Latvian beers is extensive, and the bartenders are friendly enough to make suggestions, and offer tips about travel in and around Riga.

“You must go to Jurmala.” Insisted the bartender, it’s beautiful.

“What is it?” I asked.

“It’s like a pine forest, but on the beach. Forest, beach, cabins…. Beautiful.”

Another recommendation he gave me was to head to the brewery at Labietis. That one I immediately decided to pursue. The brewery itself was hard to find, but so very worth the search — anyway, it’s the journey that makes the destination worth the beer awaiting you.

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Good beer with a cool Babylonian-looking dude’s head as the logo — no explanation here

The brewery was situated in a confusing old factory, which had been converted into a vegan/asian food mall. It took me a minute to find the entrance, down what seemed like an old abandoned street filled with dilapidated industrial buildings. But, when I stepped in and asked, “Is this the brewery?” a stocky man in an apron smiled widely and said, “You found it.”

The place smelled like cereal, the hops and grains being cooked as I sampled the beer. Behind the glass I could see bespectacled and uniformed hipsters stirring their hops with care.

I tried a few of the beers offered that day (they switch them out regularly); the Latvian take on an APA, their forest beer, and their more standard lager.  The beers were great, each one I had was distinct, really professionally finished, and crafted with care.

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The brewery was a bit tough to locate in an old factory, behind some broken down machinery — this added to the atmosphere

Jurmala

The beach town of Jurmala is actually a collection of little towns that have, over time, been joined together by the sprawl of newly-constructed beach houses.  The place has that distinct feel of a beach town, with ice cream stands overflowing onto the street, and overpriced but badly-made coffee being sold on every corner. Accessing the beach is surprisingly easy. Just get off the train at one of five or so stops along the coast and head right down to the water. The beach itself stretches from the national park Kemeru at one end, to the regional park Ragakapa at the other end (which is basically an unincorporated bit of trees). I walked from the Jurmala stop to Bulduri along the beach, before deciding to get a minibus the rest of the way to Ragakapa. If I would have had more time, I think it would have been nice to walk the whole way along the beach. It was lovely.

Ragakapa was definitely worth a walk through, and I regret not getting down to Kemerū which is supposed to be awesome. There’s just going to have to be a next time.

Places to eat

There were a couple places I really recommend visiting, for either the atmosphere or the offering.  Of course, Riga impressed me greatly with the breadth of food and drink offered.

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The freedom monument, part of the time there were a contingent of dudes with assault rifles guarding it (there’s a bit of tension with a dictator nearby whose name starts with a P and ends with shithead)

To be fair, I found one great place from another blog  that was a list of Soviet places to visit.  Honestly, there were no Soviet vibes in the place, so that was confusing – maybe they’ve remodeled.  On the other hand, the food was seriously worth the trip, and it was so centrally-located that it made it easy to get to Bufete Gauja. I had the traditional Latvian potato pancakes with salad and radishes.  They were basically unforgettable.  Their house beer was slightly more forgettable.  In hindsight, I wish I would have had the daily offering, which everyone was eating — but I was too stupid to say, “I’ll have what he’s having”. That’s the biggest lesson I’ve learned in Eastern Europe. Have the daily offering, it’s usually like €3 and a mountain of food — and if the locals are eating it, you’re probably much better off.

By my final day in Riga, I learned this lesson again, I as I searched high and low (seriously like four hours) around old town until I found a place where none of the menus or signs were in English.  Then, I walked in and pointed to the sign that said something in Latvian about the daily offering. It turned out to be a good choice, I got an excellent, hearty soup and a thick piece of chicken breaded in a weird but wonderful spice mix, and a beetroot salad for‎ €3.50.

Another excellent place that I was lucky enough to be close to was a charming little vegan cafe called Sweet Therapy.  They asked me “What kind of milk do you want?” with my latté (my go-to coffee in Europe since otherwise you get a tiny tiny sip of espresso when you ask for a coffee). “Um… cow… I said…”

The girl shook her head, “We’re vegan.”

“Good for you.” I said, “How about… soy?”

“What are you doing in Riga?” She asked, “Work?” I laughed.

“Guess I’m just looking.” I said, “It’s lovely. A beautiful city.”

She shrugged, “It’s fine.”

This was a common question, “What the hell are you doing here?” Emphasis on here. As in, why would you come to Riga? Well, now I know.

The one other food item that was honestly a “must” was sprotes.  Especially Riga Gold sprotes.  I ate three or four cans of these heavenly little smoked fish.  They are like sardines meets smoked salmon.  I already miss them.

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Oh sprotes! How I have missed your smoky, fishy goodness…

Sightseeing

There are actually a lot of sights to take in in Riga.  Of course, there is the Academy of Arts and Sciences, the Soviet-era tower that is the most imposing piece of architecture in the city.  It’s about €5 to go up, but really, the view (and the experience of taking the old clunky elevator up) was worth it.  From there you can see the gigantic, other-wordly Soviet radio tower.  It’s the tallest building in the Baltic states (according to the outdated plaque on top of the building), but it is amazing.  It’s like the Seattle Space Needle, but functional and way more intriguing.

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So cool… The radio tower is the single coolest structure I’ve ever seen. It adds a layer of intrigue that it is built to outlast earthquakes, nuclear blasts, and tsunamis, etc.

Of course, you’ll want to spend some time wandering around the old town.  There are numerous old buildings like the House of the Blackheads and the imposing churches.  Note the roosters atop the churches, in place of crosses, the Lutherans in the Baltic states, and purportedly elsewhere, stick chickens on top of their churches.  IDFK why, but it’s weird — and amusing.  There are also a collection of parks throughout the city that are nicely-maintained and worth a stroll.

All the churches you can want to see

Orthodox, Lutheran, Catholic, take your pick! #Churchesfordays

Off the beaten path

One of the weirder experiences was when I started walking in the direction of an old tower I saw from the top of the Arts and Sciences building.  I was intrigued by this ancient-looking tower, a pair of them actually, that were stuck right in the middle of a grove of trees.  So, I had to go and check them out.  My journey took me through a somewhat sketchy bit of town where there were more abandoned buildings than occupied ones, but it was quiet and eventually I found the tower.  It was a bit anti-climactic, but it was an interesting adventure.  Again, it’s the journey that makes the destination worth while.

I asked the bartender at the Bier Haus what the towers were.

“Those towers… yes, we have them.  I have no idea what they are.  They’re just here.”

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One of a series of inexplicable towers scattered throughout Riga… Apparently they form a void in the collective memory of the city

There’s a lot about Riga that was inexplicable, but I have to say that added to its charm.  The country has been occupied for much of its modern history, but has managed to eek out a cultural identity of its own which is really cementing itself now.  I think Riga deserves recognition as one of the most interesting cities in Europe, and I’m sure before long it will get that recognition.  Hopefully, that won’t destroy the character that I found so charming, amusing, and generally fascinating.

 

-Brian

 

Not Your Mom’s Madrid

If you’ve been to Madrid before, you’ve probably visited the royal palace, some beautiful plazas, and the many other great tourist attractions this city has to offer. Of the handful of European capitals that I’ve been to before, I would suggest that Madrid’s features are some of the most resplendent and memorable. But the world does not need another blog post about the obvious appeals of this Spanish city. Hence, I offer you here five other things to do when in Madrid.

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The unique decor of Zombie Bar

1. Explore the “Brooklyn” of Madrid

It is well known, apparently, that Chueca is the hippest neighborhood in Brookl-I-mean-Madrid. And it is indeed funky, but it’s starting to turn chi-chi rather than chai-chai. However, it’s neighbor Malasaña has inherited that grungy, gentrifying vibe from Chueca. Part red light district, part old family businesses, this area is now interspersed with cute clothing boutiques, artisanal cocktail bars, and Instagram-worthy food-porn restaurants. By pure happenstance, our Airbnb was located here and we had a great time exploring the neighborhood and finding some good seats from which to people watch. Much like riding the L train as it goes from west Manhattan to Brooklyn, the outfits quickly digressed into overalls, mom jeans, and crop tops. You could lose hours wandering around here or drinking in Zombie Bar with the light-up Ronald McDonald head. You know, the usual.

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Baos and dim sum at Toy Panda in Madrid

2. Ethnic Cuisine

Of course, Madrid offers excellent native cuisine from pigs ears to tapas classics gone gastronomized (i.e. liquified tortillas). Our favorite meals, though, were some ethnic influences brought in through the active trail of immigrants to this cosmopolitan city. We ate a three course Peruvian meal in Malasaña for only €10 at Ceviche Madrid, including a hearty portion of ceviche (obviously) and stone fruit jelly for dessert. For a more casual meal, we ate baos at Toy Panda not once, but twice within a five day span in a city with a gazillion fabulous restaurants. If that doesn’t tell you something about these amazing Chinese bun sandwiches, I don’t know what will! We loved everything we tried from the wasabi mayo tempura prawn bun to the Korean sriracha sauced crispy squid bun to the wide array of dim sum. Nothing in Toy Panda’s dishes could be faulted, each bite was perfect. Except for the last bite, because it made me sad.

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You never know what you might see…

3. The Lesser-Known Collections

Madrid is famous for its art museums, namely El Prado and La Reina Sofia. Most people burn out after one or two art museums per vacation, but People of The World, don’t give up! Museo Thyssen-Bornemisza has a fantastic collection including works from Caravaggio to Dali to Renoir to name just a few. Arranged with the oldest pieces on the top floor so that patrons are obliged to work their way down to the modern exhibitions on the lower floors, this museum offers a great morning activity and is easily located on the same stretch of road as many other major Madrid museums. Best of all, there were so few people there, even during tourist season. No one with a big head to block out Cezanne, yes!

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A Dixieland band jamming in La Latina

4. Sunday Street Party

We were fortunate to be in Madrid for a Sunday morning, which allowed us to go down to La Latina, way past Plaza Mayor, to the Il Rastro market. The market itself was overcrowded and offered the same standard issue stalls selling “hemp pants actually probably possibly made in or near Nepal”, but there were street performers all over that kept the crowds upbeat and moving. Hands down, the best musicians we saw were right at the top of the market and they were killing it with Dixieland standards. Situated in a mercifully shady courtyard, this group of artists were jamming out with huge smiles on their faces as small children danced clumsily in front of the “stage”. Next time, I will skip the market and just bring a picnic chair to watch the street acts at their best, just as the locals were doing.

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Sunset on the Gran Via

5. Rooftop Bar Market

Mercado San Anton is still a little off the beaten tourist path, but it won’t stay this way for long. Situated on a quiet street in the “Brooklyn” part of town, this market is comprised of three upper levels that are pristine and visually appealing to anyone with a tongue. The first story houses about twenty or so food vendors selling fresh produce, perfect pastries, and a wide variety of charcuterie. The next level up offers more prepared foods, a small art gallery, and a colorful bar with a secluded open air balcony. The top floor is an open-air bar with a wide skyline view of the neighborhood that dazzles during sunset. In short, there is something for everyone here. So everyone should go. Except don’t, this is Madrid’s best kept secret.

That’s the funny thing about traveling, isn’t it? There’s usually a reason places are visited by droves of visitors — because it is historically significant or offers a unique sighting of something that cannot be experienced elsewhere. But when something becomes a must-see, it is promptly ruined by the foot traffic, the rules, and the 25,000 photos of the exact same doorway posted to Facebook. See this recent article from The Guardian on UNESCO heritage designations ruining places. Seriously, we are one hundred percent guilty of this.

We often say to each other, “Wow, it would be so cool to have visited this place 200 years ago, there’d be no one here! It would actually be a novel experience. Our friends and family wouldn’t believe what we’d seen. Souvenirs would actually be treasured. It would be so fascinating!” However, if that were the case — that we tried to travel 200 years ago, we’d be pretty much out of luck between the prohibitive cost of travel and the basic resource of time it would have required. So really, I can’t complain that Madrid has been trampled over by a million gagillion people. The resources that make it possible for everyone else to enjoy Madrid are the same resources that I benefit from. And I’m glad I went.

-Sophie

The NYC Bucket List

Racing against time to finish our New York City bucket list, while reflecting on NY’s greatest hits.

 

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Now that we’re on the precipice of packing up our studio and hitting the road for several months, I want to make sure that we get the most out of our last weeks in the big apple before bidding it farewell.

As with most places I go, I start forming a checklist of things I want to do while I’m there, restaurants I want to sample, and sites I just have to visit. Eventually, after the gathering phase, that list is edited and codified into a checklist because I work in operations and I just can’t help myself. Now that it’s been over two years since moving to New York, I have dragged Brian through much of the list and no surprise — even now — I am still adding to it!

The Main Affair

Early on, we sought out the major attractions:

  • Strolling the High Line
  • Seeking the perfect Peking duck in a Chinatown window
  • Hurrying through Times Square as quickly as humanly possible (hint, it’s all about the elbows)
  • Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge (again, I recommend the liberal use of elbows)
  • Buying beer solely for the free pizza at Alligator Lounge in Brooklyn
  • Picnicking at the Cloisters
  • Exploring every inch of Central Park
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Post elbow-throwin’ our way into Brooklyn

Show Time

We’ve seen shows on Broadway, an old man rock concert, and an immersive “theatre experience” (to be pronounced in your flounciest accent) and very uncomfortable stand-up comedians. We’ve been to The Metropolitan Opera several times, we were speedy enough to nab the coveted rush tickets that afford luxury seats to plebs like us for the paltry price of $25. That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Once, we got very cheap tickets, I’m talking like $7, to a classical concert at Carnegie Hall. Turns out that they were so cheap because you had to sit through two hours of the Silicon Valley Children’s Choir before the professional performers began their performance at 10pm on a Tuesday. Lesson learned.

We’ve also experienced plenty of the unique weirdness that defines New York. I participated in a 6am yoga-sesh-turned-dance-party hosted by Daybreaker, complete with kombucha shots and dancing vegetables. Thanks to our pal April, we’ve seen not one, but THREE pop-up concerts in a bakery after hours (and other uncovential locations) (#sofarsounds). But, The Jazz Age Lawn Party on Governor’s Island is, hands down, the most fun thing we have done in New York. A summer’s day of art deco, gin cocktails, and swing dancing. What’s not to love about goofing around in a fedora and a tassel skirt?13975251_10206517338280358_3099080303856099732_o.jpg

The Food, the Bad, and the Ugly

If you’ve read our other posts, you won’t be surprised to learn that we’ve made a point of seeking out memorable culinary and cultural experiences during our time in the land of grub trends and haute cuisine. We’ve consumed our way through multiple Restaurant Weeks, Papaya King dogs of every topping combo, and Cronuts (#nuffsaid #fatties #proud).

nite owl2.jpgLast spring, we found a dimly lit cocktail bar/speakeasy in the Lower East Side called Nite Owl, where we watched ‘artistes’ mixing what were surely potion ingredients out of small, mysteriously-colored bottles and glass vials to serve us frothy, gold-dusted beverages with mermaid stirring sticks and containing imported Bolivian liquor. What made this dark basement speakeasy even more fun was that when we tried to visit it again, it was moved and we had to rediscover it all over. Sneaky!

Brian’s favorite thing to consume in New York (or anywhere for that matter) is oysters at happy hour. The best oyster HH we’ve found is at The Mermaid Inn (UWS, Greenwich Village, and LES) which serves $1 oysters, inexpensive seafood appetizers like fish tacos and calamari, and half price beers and wines. niteowl.jpgPlus, their oysters are deliciously fresh, so you don’t end up feeling suspicious about the low price or the possible danger to your gut (for all you hypochondriacs out there). My favorite part of The Mermaid Inn is that the meal is always concluded with a small, complimentary pot of chocolate mousse (thanking you) and one of those red cellophane fish “fortune tellers” you place on your palm. Depending on the way it curls, it predicts you what mood you are in and apparently “passion” is a common mood.

Secret Life of a Hangry Couple

We’ve found the all best bites in New York, so you don’t have to. Sure, these opinions may be controversial, but it’s our blog so we get to make the rules.

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Our smoked meat party at Fette Sau

  • Best Bagel: Absolute Bagel, Broadway near Columbia, Manhattan (warning: cash only, if you even know what cash is)
  • Best Burger: Saxon + Parole, Bowery, Manhattan (don’t forget to order with the bone marrow béarnaise) (Brian is salivating reading this)
  • Best Cannoli: Madonia Bakery, Arthur Ave, The Bronx (I am salivating reading this)
  • Best Coffee: Astor Row Cafe, Lenox Ave in Harlem, Manhattan
  • Best Doughnut: Donut Pub, 14th Street, Manhattan
  • Best Draft Beer Selection: West End Hall, Broadway near Columbia, Manhattan
  • Best International Cuisine Area: K-Town (Koreatown), between Broadway & 5th Ave, Midtown Manhattan (extra special experience when they cut your food with bloody scissors)
  • Best Ice Cream: Emack & Bolio’s, Amsterdam Ave, Manhattan, near the Natural History Museum
  • Best Meat Sweats: Fette Sau, Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn
  • Best Pizza: Pete’s Pizzeria, 3rd Ave in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn (with a heaping side of old school Brooklyn accents)
  • Best Sandwich: Katz’s Delicatessen, Houston St, Manhattan
  • Best Soul Food: Streetbird, 116th St in Harlem, Manhattan (purely because of the cornbread with chicken butter)
  • Best Vegetarian: Vatan, 3rd Ave in Murray Hill, Manhattan (all-you-can-eat Indian, complete with plaster monkeys dangling overhead)
  • Best Wine Bar: The Owl’s Head, 74th St in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn
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Katz’s pastrami makes for an unforgettable sandwich

Going Down the List

So, what’s outstanding on our list? Food wise:

  • DŌ – Cookie dough. In a bowl. With a spoon. Need I say more?
  • Greek food in Astoria
  • Galaxy Dumplings in Flushing
  • Artichoke Pizza, of drunken fame, in the Lower East Side
  • Dinosaur BBQ
  • Dominique Ansel – Given that the Cronut blew my mind, I want to try frozen s’mores and the legendary DKA.
  • More African cuisines in Harlem, maybe even try Senegalese this time (the Ethiopian food at Abyssinia was lick-the-plate-clean good, which is saying something since you literally eat your injera plate).
  • So many absurdly fancy restaurants that I can’t afford
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Meat and vegetable combo platter at Abyssinia

Beyond food (if there even is such a world) I’d like to:

  • Explore Roosevelt Park
  • Visit Coney Island (but there’s no way in hell I’m getting on those rickety old rides)
  • See the United Nations building (ridiculous that I haven’t seen it yet, given my interests in international policy and development…oops)
  • Win the Hamilton lottery, but alas, I live in reality
  • Play hooky to see a TV show taping
  • Watch the ballet at Lincoln Center
  • Rent a kayak in Red Hook, Brooklyn

Despite the obvious limitations of time, money, and patience for other humans, we are now hustling through the remainder of our list, as our remaining days dwindle. There’s no way to do it all, but we’ve made a good attempt. If nothing else, we’ve had the opportunity to live in New York City and, hey, that’s pretty cool I think.

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Adios, New York!

What would be on YOUR New York bucket list? Anything we’re missing? Let us know before we leave! Please share thoughts in the comments section below.

-Sophie

Livin’ Large in Southwest Illinois

For a second and final time, our visas to Qingdao were denied. China issues visas by province, so this doesn’t mean we can never teach in China, it just means that we have to start our search over in another area. In reality, this means we are back at square one. In cautious anticipation of our visas being denied again with another school, we have also started looking for employment again in the US so if anyone has ANY ins ANYwhere…hook us up. kthx.

At any rate, we are settling back into our digs in rural, southwestern Illinois, near St Louis. To keep our depressed minds occupied and ourselves busy, we’ve been making forays into the local nightlife spots for ‘fine’ food, spirits, and culture. While there is much more of everything here, than in Idaho, the difference in, erm, quality, is not vast.

I would like to tell you about a few dining experiences we’ve had that I think offer a good summation of what eating out in the greater Alton area entails. The first is a famous, venerable establishment that Altonians are quite proud to call their own. Fast Eddie’s Bon Air (or Fat Eddie’s as NPR listener’s like to call it) draws motorcyclists and cheapskates from all across the nation, including Alton Brown of Food Network fame. This biker bar, who’s ceilings are lined with black trash bags, calls your attention with neon signs as soon as you cross the bridge out of Missouri, advertising 99 cent burgers and 39 cent shrimp. Fat Eddie’s caters to the masses by selling cheap, salty, fried food for outrageously low prices…as long as you first purchase an overpriced beer. This is what John Tappert of “Bar Rescue” calls a loss leader. In reality, the prices had gone up 100% on some of the products in the last year or so ago, but a $1.99 hamburger the size of my face is still a pretty good deal, eh? Inside, the bar is dark, dingy, and decorated with relics of the road, but everyone there seems to happily embrace the jankiness and revel in the raunch. I enjoyed three or four poorly cleaned peel’n’eat shrimp, a burger, and a couple of tankards of watery beer. Brian also sampled the brat which tasted strongly of Funions. Others in our party enjoyed fried steak chunks on a stick and countless baskets of free popcorn so salty that you need to buy several bottles of water not to choke on. Other items on the menu include pork kebab, other meats on sticks, red dog, and french fries. There angle is clear, the saltier the food, the more you need to drink!

I was severely warned that I’d hate this place, that it was class-less and gross. And it was. But, I don’t know, I kinda liked it’s honesty. It doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a joint set on making the most money off of intoxicated tourists by tricking them into thinking they are saving money on food. I’m pretty sure the waitresses tip themselves with your change before you tip them but hey, the bathroom doors lock and that’s a hell of a lot more than can be said of even the nicest nightclubs in big cities. There is an enormous “outdoor” (but totally enclosed and attached) smokers area where there is dancing and mediocre live music covering everything from Miley to Elvis. I give it a solid 3 out of 5 stars for being true to it’s grungy self. Everybody, raise your $4 Coors Light to Fat Eddie’s. Huzzah!

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Fat Eddie’s, in all its glory!

The second dining experience I need to discuss occurred at one of the fancier establishments in town, Castelli’s at 255 (also known as Moonlight). This is the place where one would go for an anniversary, someones birthday, a special date night, graduation, etc. When one is 50+ years old and 200+ lbs. I’m not saying this to be judgemental, everyone knows I like my chubby grub joints and that I fancy myself a distinguished lady of age who deserves to wear matching pant sets. But, it is important that you understand the clientele Castelli’s attracts. A large, well-lit exterior of a non-chain is a welcome sight in this neck of the woods and the name suggests delicious, authentic Italian cuisine. Boy, was I wrong!

I’ve taken on a job babysitting a few days a week which is quite taxing and at the end of the day, I want to do something relaxing and enjoyable. On Friday, I suggested to Brian that we go out for dinner at Castelli’s to take our minds off of unemployment and the applesauce caked in my hair. A moment after we arrived, before we were even in the door, “JEFF, PARTY OF TWO. JEFF, PARTY OF TWO,” blared in our ears. Brian gave me a sideways look…a look of fear. “Come on,” I said, “it’ll be fine.” Upon entry we realized that…um…we were…um…unique? By far the youngest and most overdressed there, we realized that perhaps this wasn’t going to be the upscale Italian-ish meal we had anticipated. After twenty minutes we were escorted into the moderately decorated dining room by a 13 year old in Abercrombie & Fitch. We were seated at a table sandwiched between a screaming baby and, oh wait, a screaming baby. The tables were obviously stolen from a recently closed diner and the chairs belonged to everyone’s mom in the 1950s. Our waitress brought us a drinks menu which listed several types of wine but no regions, makers, or vintages. She reluctantly accepted our polite declines for a refreshing Moscato (“it’s real sweet, like candy!”) and gave us the food menu. This menu was primarily composed of simple pasta dishes that were either covered in cream or cheese or steak or bacon or batter or all of them. As this was our first time there, she decided to walk us through the menu. Castelli’s, apparently, is famous for their onion rings and fried chicken, their baked potato, and their house salad with homemade Caesar dressing. After a few minutes, I hedged my bets and ordered the Chicken Parm with a side house salad. Brian ordered some fried chicken pieces, including livers and gizzards, a house salad as well, and some St Louis traditional toasted ravioli for us to share.

After a short while our salads came out. I tried not to laugh, but it was hard. They were revoltingly overdressed, soggy blobs of what I assume is iceberg lettuce from 2006. Shortly after we began eating, our waitress came over, probably summoned by our grimaces, offering to bring us something else. We refused, knowing that this was still probably our best option. The toasted ravioli lacked the typical breadcrumb crust in favor of some pale batter and were filled with some creepy, lukewarm meat paste. Brian said they looked like little UFOs. Undigestable Foodlike Objects. And the entrees were disgusting. Mine was a chewy chunk of chicken on a spoonful of water pasta. Brian’s fried chicken tasted like KFC and I almost broke a crown on the gizzards (Brian liked the gizzards, but he always likes the gizzards). We quickly paid the check and fled to the comfort of people with full mouths of teeth. I give them 1 out of 5, rather than a 0, because I’m amazed we didn’t get E. coli.

The house salad, a favorite, apparently.

The house salad, a favorite, apparently.

There are some genuinely decent places around here though, I’m not trying to say the whole area is lacking. Over the summer, we drove out to Missouri for some really excellent wine tasting in and around Augusta. We also went to one of the nicer restaurants in Alton, both this summer and more recently. It is called Gentlin’s, and it specializes in American fare with a modern twist (that twist is usually butter). The first time we went there, Brian got a steak solely because it was smothered in onion straws, but this backfired when his nephew decided the only thing he would eat on the entire food-laden table were those dang straws! On the more recent excursion we went as just the two of us. The entrees were fine, and the creme brulee we shared quite good, but their crab cakes are awesome. Wait, correction: the crabcakes are basic, but the horseradish sauce they are served with is incredible and I wouldn’t know how to mimic it so I’m drawn back. Both times we had the same waitress. When she comes to check on you, instead of asking “How is everything?”, she preempts you by asking “Everything still wonderful?”. So you are temporarily lulled into thinking that everything is, in fact, wonderful. Nice mind-warping, lady! It’s a solid dining experience, I give it 3.5 out of 5.

So, needless to say, eating out here is an experience. Quite hit or miss, well, actually quite miss… but that’s ok. Lately, we’ve also been out a couple of times recently to hear live music around St Louis in the Missouri suburbs. A couple of weeks ago we went with Brian’s mom to a total dive bar called something like Eddie’s (there must be a lot of Eddies around) Place to see her friend’s cousin play steel guitar in a country band performing there. The bar itself was super smoky and their beer options were sad, but the music of the Fourth Street Band was great! Also, the drummer just looked so dang happy the whole time they were performing that you couldn’t help but smile too. It seems like musicians always look way too serious when they are playing, and I get it, it must be hard, but if you aren’t having fun when performing, then why do it? But I digress, At any rate, I enjoyed boogeying and watching the blackout drunk middle-aged women dance (and inevitably fall) in the center of the dance floor. A solid evening out, I give it a 4 out of 5.

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Just one of the many delightful signs decorating this dive bar.

About a week after that we met Brian’s dad at a wine bar local to him where there was also live music. Rendezvous was part cafe and part bar, with a dinner menu and drinks served in both. It was crowded and loud with the two musicians playing in the small cafe area but the waitress was still able to bring us samples of wines to test before deciding. After trying a weirdly heavy domestic Pinot Grigio and a Dornfelder, a German red wine that is slightly fizzy and served chilled, we landed on the Argentinian New Age white blend made of 10% Sauvignon Blanc and 90% Torrontes (http://www.quintessentialwines.com/new-age-white-wine). We basically inhaled a whole bottle in twenty minutes. Though this was partially because it was so manic in there that we wanted to get the wine down before someone bumped into our table and spilled it! The band was fine, they were adept at playing a range of instruments and stuck to requests and crowd pleasers. Brian got some decent Gordon Lightfoot out of them which was enjoyed by all. I’ll give it a 2.5 out of 5 for good wine, weird atmosphere. Oh, and their bathroom door didn’t lock. I’m just sayin’.

One way we have found to negate the mediocre nightlife to be found around here is to distill our own spirits and muse on our dream of one day operating a vineyard/winery/wine distribution center of our own. Santa Claus brought us a “make your own gin” kit which isn’t totally traditional in its process (think: no still, but still all the fun at no extra cost to your vision!). In fact, similar to a strong gin we had in Freeport, ME this summer, it is actually vodka that becomes gin by soaking juniper berries and other botanicals in it. The kit recommends using a mid-priced vodka so we decided to make it slightly more unique by choosing a flavored spirit. We landed on New Amsterdams Peach Vodka and, over 36 hours of adding and soaking, we produced some damn fine godka!

Semi-homemade peach gin

Semi-homemade peach gin. I forgot to take a picture until it was almost too late.

Ok, once again I’ve accidentally turned this into a food blog, sorry! But I think food culture is indicative of many larger, underlying cultural themes and in explaining these perhaps you can get a better understanding of this Midwest nook. Great, now I’ve finally used my anthropology degree practically. Take that, four-year college education!

-Sophie